Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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