Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Poop.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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