Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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minorities

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Asian NASCAR.

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youre gay

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Women's rights.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Obama

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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