whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Penis.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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