Poop.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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