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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Yah? Well your a ********

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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