A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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my names jim haha

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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