I like your hair

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Gay rights

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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my names jim haha

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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who farted i did :]

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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