What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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69.... is a number

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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My life

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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