Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Women's rights.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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