- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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