What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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