What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Where does a hobo live? A box.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats a cat? A cat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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