- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Asians...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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