Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

NEVER

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What's gay and gay? Joe

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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