- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

balls in ya mouf

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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