- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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