Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

No.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Asians...

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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