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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Carlton

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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