why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A baby seal walks into a club

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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