Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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does this look unsure to you?

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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