What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

i have aids and a chode

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Women's rights

knock knock go away

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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