How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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American healthcare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Anti Joke

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