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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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