Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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women's rights

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French people.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Female Athletics

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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France never surrender.

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I'm Spartacus

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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