Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

youre gay

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Robin, get in the car.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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