Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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