What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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