A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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