- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Obama = ebola

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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