Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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