- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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