"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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The Big Band Theory

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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