- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Hail Hitler

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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