- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Hail Hitler

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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