- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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