A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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I'm so punny.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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How old are you? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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