Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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It says so on your cap.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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boner

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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