- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Where's my baby??

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Pickles are moist.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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