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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

My mum is called Steve

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

just in time?

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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