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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Justin beiber's penis

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Rebecca Black

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses