- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

whats green and lives in the water

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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