- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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