Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How High is a Chinese man

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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