What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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