- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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