What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Whats 1+1? window!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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