- Anti Joke

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.