- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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