- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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