Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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