- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Sex

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Gay republicans

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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