- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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