Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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