- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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