Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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