Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Sex

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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