- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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