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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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