- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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