- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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