- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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